QUOTES
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Sheeva - I know seven Jakes.
Grant - Wow, that's a lot of Jakes!
Sheeva - Yeah. It's so insane.

Rima - "Yeah, she's changed. She did a complete 360!"

Souichirou - "One question..."

Rima - "Hello, Brian. My name is Rima. What's yours?"

Souichirou - "It is manly (pronounced "monly") stuff."

Grant (upon seeing trailer for The One) - "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Matrix!"

Sheeva - "I pick favorites according to arbitrary criteria that I change at unspecified times."

Robert Wilensky(University of California) - "We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

People on cable auction - "All this for just one money."

po          o83: you type too small
nertzy: you read too large

Jackie - "This wasted a lot of bullets, kumquat."

Jim (to Trang) - "Twang, I'm sick of your Asiatude!"

Suzie - "I'd hit you with the pillow, but I can't raise my arm above here."

Suzie - "I bruise easily!"

Rikki - "Stop and smell the damn roses!"

Rice University (to Yaw) - "We hope that you have made other plans."

Jim - "Cat-like reflexes!"

Wes - "The difference between good and great is just a little extra suck."

Mrs. Hirtzel's AP Physics class - "And silence begins."

Veronica - "Would you join me in a game of dominoes?"
Grant - "Most certainly!"

Cable Auction Guy - "We've got some pretty dang neat swords here."

Sheeva - "I listened to like 3 songs from ATR. Then I gave up."